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The Cunning Linguists

The Cunning Censored Linguists are a mature(ish?) guild, looking for members of all levels. While we do enjoy questing, raiding, achieving (at least online) and the occasional PvP skirmish, we try not to take our Warcraft too incredibly seriously. We're not likely to "pwn n00bs" for asking a gameplay question, for example. We're here to have fun, not prove how big our +6 stamina Codpiece of the Whale is. For the most part, we're just looking to enjoy the company of a rag-tag band of interesting people and a ribald joke here and there.

Currently a medium-sized guild, we are always recruiting and plan to grow as much as possible throughout this expansion. We are looking for creative, intelligent, fun people who would like to help make the Linguists a household name around Bronzebeard.

For more information about exactly what kind of guild we are, please check out our FAQ.

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Monday Morning Minutia: The Hangover 3



Holy shit, guys...Autty and I did way, way, way too much partying this last week.  I miss you all, though, so I'm looking forward to actually logging on to see you all tonight.  I expect welcoming gifts, obviously.  Straight up gold is always nice, although I wouldn't turn down a gift card to Swords and Things, either.  Hell, I'll tell you what...help me kill this dragon's back this week and we'll call it even?
Posted 1.23.11

Monday Morning Minutia: Partying with Pornstars



As many of you know, I will be missing from the 18th through the 22nd, as Autty and I head out to Vegas to hit up the AVN parties with the lovely Sasha Sweet. Because of this, I will not be around for this week's raids. I know, I know, but life's a tradeoff, so try not to feel too bad for me.

In any case, Blackhorn is down! I wish we had a video of that sloppy and hilarious kill but I assume -- without having watched it, since YouTube is blocked at work -- that it was something like this, except with a few more dead bodies strewn around:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8IVASo0umU

In case you're curious, I've updated the guild's progression chart to include our Blackhorn kill, and also made it more accurate overall and added Tier 10 (click to view full-size):


Look how much better we keep getting!  I'm proud of you all, so keep it up.

Posted 1.16.11

Downed: Ultraxion and Warmaster Blackhorn



Get ready first for the worst "screenshot" ever, because after that comes the best.  Brace yourself.

Ultraxion - 12/18



Warmaster Blackhorn ~ 1/15

Posted 1.15.11

Super important patch note!



Guys, look at this.  It deserves its own blog post:

Dragon Soul
Posted 1.12.11

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